Tag Archives: Law

No More Running Around Naked

By Nick | Published: 03.11.2009
Citizens of Boulder, Colorado. Please, grow up. Protect the Children. Why must you run around nude on Halloween? The police chief wants to put a stop to all this sexual perversion, by making it a sexual perversion and giving offenders equal consequences to that of a pedophile. See, this makes perfect sense. The gist of the activity [...]
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Judge Jones and I Are Tight.

By Nick | Published: 29.10.2009
I went to that event I was talking about eons ago, at SMU. It was a 45 minute drive, but it was well worth it. All I really wanted was this: You know, my head used to be really big when I was little. It looks really small in that photo. Especially when compared to [...]
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Britain Sucks

By Nick | Published: 10.10.2009
Who thought this would be a good idea? Now instead of big brother, it’s … big brothers. Or neighbors. Or something. That country is so bat shit insane about stopping crime, they don’t seem to be paying any attention towards ways to prevent it. They’ve decided to enlist the help of ordinary citizens who have nothing better [...]
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Faith Healing Proven!

By Nick | Published: 06.10.2009
Dale and Leilani Neumann are going to face prison for letting their child die. Instead of calling 911, or going to a hospital, they opted for the time-tested method of praying. Miraculously, their child recovered and the world rejoiced at God’s power. Oh, wait, no she died in horrible pain. Idiots. In a related story, the grandfather is [...]
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Judge Jones and IDiots at SMU Today!

By Nick | Published: 24.09.2009
If I can make it, I will get to see Judge Jones III on a panel discussing the impact of the Dover trial. This is all part of a bunch of events happening there. I’ll bring my ID book and see if I can get Judge Jones to sign it with some sly remark. Dembski is apparently [...]
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Britain Needs Help

By Nick | Published: 20.09.2009
Offending someone is apparently a crime. Even though the law was clearly stretched beyond its intentions in this case, why they have a law against “offending” someone is beyond me. Well, except all the religious tension they have there. Which only seems to be Muslims offended that other people aren’t Muslims. So, if she be in [...]
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It’s Now a Federal Offense to Sell Recalled Products

By Nick | Published: 20.09.2009
So, another one of those “protect the children” ideas has cropped up, and it’s a miserable failure already. It’s now a federal crime to sell a product that has been recalled. Apparently, even if you didn’t know it was recalled. Great! This is why: “Our goal is to make sure that [people] are not passing along [...]
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