Category Archives: Guns

Why Do Rappers Hold Their Guns Sideways

Well, I don’t know about you, but I always thought it was to look “cool”. Because, you know, when bullets are flying everywhere the best way to be sure that you hit your target is to not use the sights on the gun, and hold it sideways. At least then, the people that kill you [...]
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My CS Advisor Was Murdered

Happened yesterday. If that isn’t strange enough, it was by his estranged wife. He didn’t seem like the type to have an estranged wife, but what do I know… (Good thing I got my advising done last week.)
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Slow News Isn’t No News

4 police officers were killed in what appears to be a targeted attack in a coffee shop. Clearly these cops, who had guns, didn’t have a chance. Therefore, even police officers shouldn’t even have guns. The Swiss voted to ban any new construction of Minarets. Yay! Oh wait, maybe not. While I would like to see [...]
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Another shooting

Well, this one’s a little more close to home. Fort Hood was in the news all yesterday because of a soldier, about to be deployed, went wacko and killed 12 other people. From what I’ve read (and they can easily be wrong), he didn’t want to be deployed to Iraq or wherever he was about to [...]
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No! The Irony!

Fuck. It doesn’t help my cause when some gun rights “activist” gets murdered by her husband, with a gun. First, let me deflect the usual arguments: If she/he had never been able to have a gun, this never would have happened. Probably wrong. Her husband and her were having problems for a bit. Gun, knife, spoon, spork. Doesn’t [...]
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How to Fight Piracy

I can’t believe those French idiots! They used a warship to capture pirates! Don’t they know that if they have weapons they will only embolden the terrorists. They will only cause more deaths! So, Somali pirates arrive in a couple of dinghies at a “merchant ship”, fire their Kalishnikovs in the air, and then get captured [...]
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Gunman on Campus

The media really doesn’t seem to get it: How can a gunman get on campus when it’s a gun-free zone?
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Naked 91-year-old Holds Burglar at Gunpoint

The check is in the mail. For this man. Not only is he 91 years old. But he has guns and sleeps naked. And he fights crime.
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How Not to Teach Gun Safety

Want to impress your girlfriend by blowing your brains out all while giving her a lesson she will never forget? Have a gun? Great! That’s all you need. Step 1) Insist that you teach your girlfriend gun safety before you go to shooting range. Step 2) Load one of your firearms, and chamber a round. Step 3) For [...]
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